Bro on Spanking Men

"You spank men? I’m so disturbed ... It doesn’t freak me out but it kind of does. I just think if you spank [men], then they’ll want you to start being their mommy, and then they’re wearing diapers. It’s a slippery slope, my friend, a slippery slope. Did you see that Sex in the City episode where Samantha wore nipples and the guy spoke baby talk to her?"