Bro on Receiving Moral Support from Strangers.

"I don't need cheerleaders! I am my own cheerleader."

Bro on the International Community

"I don't get Canadians. I don't. I mean, why aren't they dating him? What's wrong with [Canadian women]?!?!"

Mags on My “Bad Day”

Mags: Do you have a funny movie at home from Netflix that you can watch?
Me: I have Sex and the City.
Mags: Good.
Me: I also have a movie about gay orthodox Jews and the oppression they face, but I’m not going to watch that one tonight.
Mags: Stolie!!!! How do you even find these movies? Really, I want to understand how somebody finds these movies. How did you find a movie about gay orthodox Jews?!?!

Bro on JP

“He sounds boring.”

Mags on Which Sex and the City Character I Think She Is.

"I already know what you’re going to say, and I already know what I’m going to say. So, we’re not even going to talk about this. I’m Charlotte. That’s fine. I’m okay with that. She’s a good character ... Which one do you think you are?"

Bro on Men Who Play Hacky Sack (Footbag)

"I just thought that they didn’t shower ... because, you know, they don’t believe in it."

Bro on My Exes

"I don’t think that all of your men have been honorable fuckups—actually, most of them have just been self-absorbed assholes."

Bro on Things In Her Lungs

"I'm not a big saliva person. I don't spit at will. It would have to be a huge amount of phelgm for me to spit it out. I mean, collectively, I don't get that much at the same time. I mean, it's not like it's cum. THAT is something you should spit out ... All of of the time ..."

Bro on Youth

"You're older, but you don't look it. I say: Go with it! Go with the feeling!"

Bro on Fatass Ray Romano

STOLIE: I wish you people truly understood what "overwight" means.
BRO: Stolie, Ray Romano is not a fatass!!!! He's not skinny, but he is not a fatass.

Mags on Being a Freckled, Redheaded Irish-American Woman

Mags: “He asked me if I was Irish.”
Stolie: “That must be annoying. It’s like, come on, it’s obvious.”
Mags: “I know. It’s frustrating. And, it’s annoying. I mean, it’s not like people ask *you* if you’re black. Come on people. I am Irish. Get over it.”