Bro on VD and Bed Bugs
ME: They say that there's a bigger stigma for people with bed bugs than there is for people with VD.
BRO: I get that.
ME: What? You think it's better to have VD than bed bugs?!?!
BRO: Well, yeah, I guess. I mean, at least with VD, there's a chance that you did something fun to get it. There was fun involved. But, with bed bugs ...
ME: Yeah, I see what you mean. With bed bugs, it's just like: you got in the wrong cabbie's cab.
BRO: Exactly, or like, you rubbed up against the wrong person on the subway.
ME: Yeah.
BRO: Exactly. There's no fun with bed bugs.


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