Bro on Talking About My Love Life over the Phone

[ring, ring]

Bro: You know it's the Footballers Wive$ season finale, right? This better be good.
Me: Whatever. I'll call you tomorrow.
Bro: No, it's okay. It's on commercial break. What is it?
Me: [insert neurotic rant.]
Bro: Just so you know, at the end of the next commercial break ... I’m hanging up on you.
Me: Whatever!!! Why not just end the call now? Or are you just waiting for the commercial break so that you can have the pleasure of hanging up on me?
Bro: Yeah, I'd rather hang up on you.