Mags on the Farting Post

> ----- Original Message ----
> From: mags@xxx.com
> To: funkybrownchick@xxx.com
> Cc: bro@xxx.com
> Sent: Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:26:20 AM
> Subject: Farting
>
> I just had to let you know, I finally read the Funky
> Brown Chick's post about farting this morning. I was
> cracking up. Personally, I think there has to be some
> kind of happy middle ground between running to the
> bathroom all the time, and just letting 'em rip whenever
> you feel like it. On the one hand farting in front of
> someone you're dating (or married to) is not going to
> exactly *up* your sex appeal, and but then if you're
> serious with someone (or married), you should feel
> comfortable to fart with them.
>
> My parents fart in front of each ALL the time, and I'm
> not gonna lie it grosses me out sometimes. Although
> farting in general grosses me out, it's right up there
> with feet. My family has actually accused me of not
> farting enough. They wonder if something is wrong with
> me. My sister and her best friend (when we were kids)
> used to have farting contests. That was disgusting.
>
> Bro, do your parents fart in front of each other? Just
> curious. Anyway, I'm done procastinating work. Talk to
> you soon.
>
> Mags
>

* NOTE: Mags is really grossed out by the sight of bare feet.

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MAGS: My internet isn't working.
ME: Excuse me ... MY internet?! Um, well, you can't really call it YOUR internet because you're tapping into your neighbor's wireless. You're not paying so, you know, it's not like YOUR internet.
MAGS: Fine. Fine. THE internet is not working.

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"My dad just told me to stop being such a slacker ... He told me to get off of my ass and do something with my life."

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"Fuck kind and fuzzy. Most people aren't that way."

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"Land of the free ... Home of the Silly. We would be better if we were France. Oui, Oui!!!"

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That's dumb.

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BRO: "I wanna go one year without seeing Jude Law on a screen. I'm sick of him. He's everywhere... Like God ... Maybe he is God."

MAGS: "And, I'm tired of seeing movies with really short, fat, ugly guys with relatively cute girls."